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Funny Jokes In English, English Jokes

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Funny Jokes In English

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”

 

Patient – Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea,
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink,,

 

Patient – Doctor! You’ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me, No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say,,

 

Funny Jokes In English

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher,,

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