Funny Jokes In English, English Jokes
Funny Jokes In English
Girl – You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy – What are the two things?
Girl – Your feet.
Submitted by Bob Waldman
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?”
asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”
Jokes In English
My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him “What was the name of his other leg?”
(Try this one with your students the next time you are teaching a lesson that includes this type of grammer.)
The doctor to the patient – ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor – ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again – ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.
Submitted by: Adriana Luchetti